Headlines...

Here are some headlines from foxnews and cnn tonight... I read what they say but interpret them differently.

What it says:

Critics Push to End Abstinence-Only Sex Education

What it says to me:

Satan Pushes to End Abstinence-Only Sex Education

What is says:

'Greenest Inauguration in History'

What it says to me:

We have wasted billions of dollars, a lot of which was to 'go green'... there is no scientific proof that if everyone in this world went green the climate change would reverse. Political nonsense. Was president Washington's inauguration full of pollution?

What it says:

New Devices Aim to Disable Cell Phones While Driving.

What it says to me:

Let's make sure we control every aspect of people's lives so they cant choose on their own. Sounds satanic doesnt it?

What it says:

Tom Cruise Reveals Childhood Dream to Kill Hitler

What it says to me:

What the crap? Has he had a mental evaluation? Celebrities are lame.

What it says:

Obama's popularity grows

What it says to me:

People are easily fooled into liking someone who only wants change for the sake of change. Wolf in sheep's clothing...

DO YOU DO THE SAME THING WITH HEADLINES? HAVE ANY GOOD ONES?