Monday, September 29, 2008

Aspen Grove


Took some pics up American Fork Canyon... they look a little washed out on the blog but not on my computer.










O'Bama=Idiot


Shameful scum!


O'BAMA REFUSED TO NOT ONLY PUT HIS HAND ON HIS HEART DURING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, BUT REFUSED TO SAY THE PLEDGE...



Obama says, 'As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides. There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It should be swapped for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.' If that were our anthem, then I might salute it.'

Terrorist Jerk!

Friday, September 26, 2008

"O'Bama's Mama was trash!!!"

My Mom sent this video to me... this is not for the faint of heart!!!!




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Popular Mechanics 100 Skills Every Man Should Know: 2008's Ultimate DIY List

Automotive

1. Handle a blowout YES
2. Drive in snow YES
3. Check trouble codes NO- I know where to take the car though.
4. Replace fan belt -Not myself
5. Wax a car- YES
6. Conquer an off-road obstacle YES
7. Use a stick welder NO
8. Hitch up a trailer YES
9. Jump start a car YES

Handling Emergencies

10. Perform the Heimlich YES
11. Reverse hypothermia SURE
12. Perform hands-only CPR YES
13. Escape a sinking car YES

Home

14. Carve a turkey YES
15. Use a sewing machine YES
16. Put out a fire YES
17. Home brew beer NOPE
18. Remove bloodstains from fabric YES
19. Move heavy stuff YES
20. Grow food YES
21. Read an electric meter YES
22. Shovel the right way YES
23. Solder wire NO
24. Tape drywall YES
25. Split firewood YES
26. Replace a faucet washer YES
27. Mix concrete YES
28. Paint a straight line YES
29. Use a French knife FRENCH? NO
30. Prune bushes and small trees YES
31. Iron a shirt YES everyday
32. Fix a toilet tank flapper YES
33. Change a single-pole switch NO
34. Fell a tree NO I dont know
35. Replace a broken windowpane NO
36. Set up a ladder, safely YES
37. Fix a faucet cartridge NO Dont know what this is...
38. Sweat copper tubing YES I have seen it before
39. Change a diaper YES
40. Grill with charcoal YES
41. Sew a button on a shirt YES
42. Fold a flag YES

Medical Myths

43. Treat frostbite NO
44. Treat a burn YES
45. Help a seizure victim YES
46. Treat a snakebite YES
47. Remove a tick YES

Military Know-How

48. Shine shoes YES
49. Make a drum-tight bed YES
50. Drop and give the perfect pushup YES

Outdoors

51. Run rapids in a canoe NO
52. Hang food in the wild YES
53. Skipper a boat UM..
54. Shoot straight YES
55. Tackle steep drops on a mountain bike NO
56. Escape a rip current YES

Primitive Skills

57. Build a fire in the wilderness YES
58. Build a shelter YES
59. Find potable water YES

Surviving Extremes

60. Floods NO
61. Tornados YES
62. Cold YES
63. Heat YES
64. Lightning YES

Teach Your Kids

65. Cast a line YES
66. Lend a hand YES
67. Change a tire YES
68. Throw a spiral NO... well yes but not consistent.
69. Fly a stunt kite YES
70. Drive a stick shift YES
71. Parallel park YES
72. Tie a bowline NO
73. Tie a necktie YES
74. Whittle YES
75. Ride a bike YES

Technology

76. Install a graphics card SURE
77. Take the perfect portrait YES
78. Calibrate HDTV settings Dont have HDTV
79. Shoot a home movie YES
80. Ditch your hard drive YES

Master Key Workshop Tools

81. Drill driver YES
82. Grease gun YES
83. Coolant hydrometer NOPE... what is that?
84. Socket wrench YES
85. Test light YES
86. Brick trowel YES
87. Framing hammer YES
88. Wood chisel YES
89. Spade bit YES
90. Circular saw YES
91. Sledge hammer YES
92. Hacksaw YES
93. Torque wrench NO
94. Air wrench NO
95. Infrared thermometer NO
96. Sand blaster NO
97. Crosscut saw NO
98. Hand plane YES
99. Multimeter NO
100. Feeler gauges Dont know what this is...

75/100 Skills.... let's see... that's a C... I guess I am just an average man... how do you rate?

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Not a good idea!

What part of don't get a tattoo did this person not understand?


Here is what President Hinckley said about tattoos...

"Now comes the craze of tattooing one’s body. I cannot understand why any young man—or young woman, for that matter—would wish to undergo the painful process of disfiguring the skin with various multicolored representations of people, animals, and various symbols. With tattoos, the process is permanent, unless there is another painful and costly undertaking to remove it. Fathers, caution your sons against having their bodies tattooed. They may resist your talk now, but the time will come when they will thank you. A tattoo is graffiti on the temple of the body."

"I promise you that the time will come, if you have tattoos, that you will regret your actions. They cannot be washed off. They are permanent. Only by an expensive and painful process can they be removed. If you are tattooed, then probably for the remainder of your life you will carry it with you. I believe the time will come when it will be an embarrassment to you. Avoid it. We, as your Brethren who love you, plead with you not to become so disrespectful of the body which the Lord has given you."

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Famous Brother Jake! Good Job!


Mission Viejo volunteers clean up Oso Creek

Volunteers participating in Inner Coastal Cleanup Day brought in 800 pounds of trash.

The Orange County Register

About 200 volunteers grabbed a bag, put on a pair of gloves, and combed the Oso Creek trail for trash during Inner Coastal Cleanup Day on Saturday.

Volunteers were out on trail from 8 a.m. to noon picking up litter and debris

This is the seventh year Mission Viejo has hosted the clean up event. Volunteers brought in 800 pounds of trash and 100 pounds of recyclables.

Inner Coastal Cleanup Day, held in conjunction with Coastal Cleanup Day, is one of California's largest volunteer efforts. It's always held on the third Saturday of September. Throughout the state last year, more than 60,000 volunteers worked together to remove more than 900,000 pounds of litter and debris from beaches, lakes and waterways.

Virtual Tour


I sometimes have freak out moments when my OCD (Self diagnosed) kicks in and I freak out when the house is sometimes messy. These pictures give my life new meaning and make me feel a whole lot better about how our place can sometimes get. Enjoy! (Not for the weak of stomach)

This is what the article said about the place:


"This has nothing to do with the Hurricane. We had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what we found.

The pictures do NO justice. There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but we cant find them (we think they’re dead somewhere inside the apartment-we contacted the SPCA). The place REEKS to say the least, i gagged non stop."




















Finally a modest bathing suit for men!!!!!

What in the.....

This is filmed in the Macey's Grocery Store in Provo...