Fabulous: fab-yuh-luh s - This word should only used by women and homosexuals. Heterosexuals are immediately assumed homosexual with the use of this word. WARNING all "gay-dars" pick up this word when used. If you are heterosexual and wish to be portrayed as such please refrain from ever using this word. Consider the following examples:
Homo: "These potatoes are fabulous!"
Hetero: "These potatoes are great!"
Homo: "I'm doing just fabulous!"
Hetero: "I'm doing really well!"
Homo: "You look fabulous in that."
Hetero: "You look really good in that"
Homo: "We just had a fabulous time!"
Hetero: "We had a really good time!"
Homo: "Those shoes are simply fabulous!"
Hetero: "I like your shoes!"
Homo: "Thanks so much for the fabulous party!"
Hetero: "Thank you for the great party!"
Homo: "Your eyeshadow is fabulous... it really makes your eyes pop!"
Hetero: "... you look really nice!"
Hopefully the point of this lesson is fully understood. If you want your vocabulary to trigger questions on your sexual preference then continue the use of this word. If you want people to know you are heterosexual then I suggest not using this word ever again.
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i'm confused- you say fabulous all the time. i dont get this post.
jk love you
JD told me to tell you that it was fabulous having you over last week. Now we're going to read this post. Tootles!
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