Thursday, March 27, 2008

Big Utah Hair

I apologize for the low quality image... I only had my cell phone with me but this lady (you may not be able to tell)... but this was I think the biggest Utah hair I have ever seen... I could see right through it! Enjoy.


I know you can't see it but I promise it looked something like this...


Thursday, March 20, 2008

Woman sits on toilet for two years!

I cannot believe this story... but here it is...


NESS CITY, Kan. — A man whose girlfriend authorities say spent nearly two years in a bathroom in their house, sitting on the toilet so long that the seat adhered to her body, has been charged with mistreatment of a dependent adult.

Kory McFarren, 37, was charged Monday in Ness County District Court.

McFarren called the Ness County Sheriff's Office in late February to say something was wrong with his girlfriend. When authorities arrived at the home, they found Pam Babcock, 35, stuck to the toilet, which they think she had sat on for about a month.

McFarren told authorities that Babcock feared leaving the bathroom and may not have left it in two years, although said he was unsure how long she was in there. He said that he took her food and water daily, and that he repeatedly asked her to come out but that she usually replied "maybe tomorrow."

"The only thing I am guilty of is I didn't get her help sooner," McFarren told The Associated Press nearly a week ago.

Ness County Attorney Craig Crosswhite said the mistreatment charge most closely fit the situation.

"I looked at the statutes and spoke to the attorney general's office," he said. "This was a very unusual set of circumstances, and this is the law that most closely applied to the situation."

Authorities said Babcock sat on the toilet so long that open sores developed and caused her to become attached to the seat. Sheriff Bryan Whipple has said that he used a pry bar to remove the seat from the toilet, and that the woman was taken to the hospital with the seat still attached.

"She would have to be sleeping on the toilet," Whipple said.

Doctors at a Wichita hospital where Babcock was taken told McFarren that an infection in her legs had damaged her nerves and could leave her in a wheelchair. She was still at the hospital Wednesday night.

McFarren's first court appearance will be in April, Crosswhite said.


I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE WOULD SIT ON THE TOILET THAT LONG. SHE MUST HAVE HAD A LOT TO READ.

Good times good times

I think I went to school with this kid...

Metro

So I believe there is absolutely nothing wrong with dressing nice. I think there is a time and place for everyone to dress nice. I do however also believe that this can be taken too far. There is this guy in one of my classes... (I wont say which one in order to keep things anonymous) but he wears these clothes that make him stand out like a sore thumb. The clothes make him look really arrogant. He is also one of those guys that thinks his arms are so ripped that he can't possibly keep them by his sides... you know the kind that keep their chests out. Well this guy always wears this brand that I have never heard of... its called G-Star Raw. Um... okay. I was glad I saw a brand name so I could provide you with these pictures. The point of my story is to tell a story. Last night in class he was sitting a few seats over from me (theater type classroom) and I noticed that he had fallen asleep like most of the people back on the row we were sitting on. We were getting a lecture on rocks... dang it... I am telling too much. Anyway right in the middle of the lecture he JOLTED awake... I MEAN JOLTED and let out a loud gasp! He kicked his legs out and knocked stuff over with his arms... I think he was probably having a dream that he was falling off the runway during fashion week or something and it was great to see... he looked over to see if anyone noticed and man did I have to work hard to not laugh my head off. Not that cool.


I have one thing to say about most of the shirts in these pictures... guys you need to quit wearing your little sister's shirts!


I think I have seen this shirt and... scarf thing in class... we don't live in New York buddy!


"Tyson have you seen my shirt from Wet Seal? You borrowed it last!"



"...and that striped one you love... I really need it back... its not mine it's Heather's!"



Um... I think beanies are fine to wear unless... it looks like this.

Mom Jeans

Someone at work mentioned that someone else was wearing "Mom jeans" so I found this to make sure everyone has seen this video from SNL.

Funny Mom Jeans Spoof
Funny Video! This is a spoof on how some women start wearing those high waisted pants after they get to be a certain age. You know this is true because you see women wearing them all the time.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Carport Mixup


So this may not look like something out of the ordinary... unless you know our address. We do not live in unit number 3. We live in number 11. When I came out to my truck this morning I wondered why the car looked to far away. After starring at it for a second I realized that Andrea must have accidentally parked in the wrong spot! The neighbor was forced to park in non covered parking last night apparently. Good thing that lady is on the HOA with me and is Andrea's hairdresser. I could not help but take a picture and laugh all the way to work. I am thinking we need bigger numbers are our parking spots.. lol!

By the way... here is what our new car looks like!

Monday, March 17, 2008

Happy St. Patty's Day

Here are a few coworkers of mine!
















Thursday, March 13, 2008

Easter Bunny

Is there an unwritten rule somewhere out there that easter bunnies are supposed to be creepy? I was looking for an easter themed picture to use and I found these and couldnt help myself from commenting. Enjoy.
"Perfect prefect... now BE the bunny... you are the bunny put your hands up... you're a natural!"



Bucky Bunny with some kind of pink rash on his face.



Only the cool bunnies wear fake Oakley sunglasses.



Asian bunny visiting the kids... so nice.



This is business bunny hop'n off to wall street.



This is early 90's bunny with his vest on. His face is saying... what's that smell?



Special bunnies...



"This job sure beats any job I had in prison!"



Evil bunny. The girl is looking a little nervous. "Well he is the easter bunny... go ahead..."



This one is probably the Martha Stewart of bunnies. She probably made her own hat!



Easter bunny goes to college. "Why do want to take a picture of me with my friends anyway?"



"This is a little softer than my prison uniform!"




This bunny has no legs and looks more like a rat don't you think?



Creepy bunny + knife + cake= freaked out kid (who said math is hard)




Abraham Lincoln bunny. Four score and seven....



Gang sign bunny... this one is from the hood.



This man just realized he was wearing a bunny suit.



This is sophisticated bunny. "I can't see without my glasses!"



Eyes up here bunny!

GREENPEACE & QUIET


I am looking for a little "greenpeace and quiet" I'm sure I'm not the only one on this planet that is sick and tired of people trying to get us all to "go green". Here are a few of my frustrations. This week I picked up the recent copy of Readers Digest, apparently for the past few months they have been pushing and pushing the "green" lifestyle. The most recent one pushed me over the edge. This article was giving tips on how to be an environmentalist... one of the tips was to push for tax increases on fossil fuels so that people will be discouraged from using fossil fuels (Gas). Well if thats the case I wonder if Al Gore will stop flying his private jet all over the world promoting cutting carbon emissions. If you want to be so called "green" great... do it and shut up about it. That's your choice... I don't want to go "green" and thats MY choice so don't force it on me. I feel like every time I turn the tv on or listen to the radio its all about doing whats right for the environment to stop global warming. First of all I don't even believe in this global warming nonsense. I believe that the earth warms and cools over time and its been that way since it was created. I do not believe that human activity is the cause for any warming trends we may be seeing. Even if we were the cause as humans, who is to say that we could reverse any effects. Who can tell me honestly that if everyone changed their light bulbs to those expensive "friendly" ones or if we didn't use plastic grocery bags we could put a stop to global warming. I think global warming is the convenient "look how great I am" trend. Celebrities are promoting this to no end as well... hmmm... maybe because someone famous is doing it I should too. Give me a break. The last people to be trusted are celebrities. I just wanted to state my thoughts on this media outbreak we call "going green". I also think its funny that we don't hear very much about global warming in the winter when we have to dig out of the snow... It seems to be the topic of the daily news in the summer when its supposed to be hot outside. I think one way we could avoid this hype is to just turn the news off... walk away and worry about our own lives rather than whether or not the sky is falling... oh I mean earth is warming.

Here are some environ-mental-ists for you...


This guy apparently believes that foregoing pants will save the planet.


I can image him making a creepy old man laugh in this picture... "ha ha ha ha ha ha!"



War and the environment... yep very related topics.



Pat is that you? I have been looking for him... I mean her... errrrr.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

The Worst!


I just realized that I walked all the way across campus with my zipper down. I passed at least a hundred people! Ah man... thats the worst! At least no one called me out on it.